2002-10-23 - 7:21 a.m.
T-Shirts for Women Who Take No Crap
a dear friend who has know me for a good long time sent me this list as she said it reminded her of me...and she meant it as a compliment for sure. Enjoy:
- I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day
- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
- Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later
- Of course I don't look busy. . . I did it right the first time
- Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
- I'm multitalented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
- Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
- You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
- Guys have feelings too. But like. . . who cares?
- I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
- Next mood swing . . . 6 minutes. (This should be printed on one of those yellow highway signs IMHO)
- I hate everybody and you're next
- Please don't make me kill you.
- And your point is. . .? (This was my mantra in high school)
- I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
- All stressed out and no one to choke.
- I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Sorry if I looked interested. I'M NOT!!
Now, must find a way to obtain some sort of cold medicine to help me sleep away the day to make up for no sleep last night...this is when I really miss Kozmo.com -- they were great for the "I'm home sick from work" snack, magazine, and medicine runs...
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